In last week's column, I wrote about two upcoming keyboards that
have a very high "Gee Whiz" factor. I was a bit surprised to get a
number of emails asking why I made such a big deal about products
with abilities that have no practical application. At first, I
didn't understand the response because one of the features I
described, that of each key being able to display any character on
the key itself can be extremely useful. Being able to display the
current font on the keys or displaying the function of every key
within a currently running application is sure to make one more
productive. Mostly the objections were about the keyboard that would
begin to glow as you approached it and dim when you walked away. OK,
so it's not practical, but it's really, really neat. My point is
that sometimes a product can just be plain amazing and it really
doesn't matter whether it may actually be practical or even useful.
And that's exactly the category the Bluetooth Laser Virtual Keyboard
falls into. This is so far out there that it really doesn't matter
how well it works or if you'll ever actually use it when you need to
get your work done. This is something that you're going to use
because it will grab everyone's attention when they see you using
it.
Actually, I wrote about this years ago but it was only a product
concept that never made it to the market place. Evidently the
technology needed to make it work just wasn't in place at the time.
But cool ideas evidently never die and I'm glad to say that I
recently discovered the Bluetooth Laser Virtual Keyboard and it's
available right now. Basically, you could say that this is the
world's lightest keyboard because that's exactly what it is. It's a
keyboard made of light.
The unit consists of a tiny black rectangular, 3.6 inch tall
keyboard projection device. Standing vertical on it's short end, the
projector sports a thin red window through which a red diode laser
projects the image of a 63 key, full sized QWERTY keyboard onto the
table surface on which it stands but directly in front of it. The
window kind of reminds me of the monocular red eye of a Cylon from
the TV series Battlestar Galactica. So there you are with your
Windows PC, one of the many compatible PDAs or even some model cell
phones and you set this down on the table and switch it on. As the
glowing red keyboard appears on the table's surface, you begin to
type. And as you type, the corresponding characters appear on your
computer's screen.
I'm sorry but if you don't get an immediate reaction from anyone
nearby watching you do this or wind up with a crowd of spectators
around you, there must be some other major distraction going on at
the moment.
The keyboard can be seen even in a well-lit room but of course,
the darker it is, the better the effect will be. No wired connection
is needed to your computer, PDA or cell phone as the device
communicates via the wireless Bluetooth standard. Of course your
computer or PDA must be Bluetooth enabled to be compatible.
According to ThinkGeek who has this available on their website, it
will also work with Macintosh computers running OS X but not all of
its feature configurations such as adjusting the brightness may be
operational since no Mac driver comes with it.
The Bluetooth Laser Virtual Keyboard comes with the keyboard
projection unit, recharging plugs and cable, and a small soft
carrying case. The rechargeable battery lasts for around 2 hours of
continuous typing.
OK so I could go on and on about how you won't need to carry
around a heavy keyboard and the messy connecting cables if you use
this or some other lame practical reason trying to justify the
$189.95 you're going to spend to get one. But that would be totally
transparent like the keyboard and a really big lie. No, you want the
Bluetooth Laser Virtual Keyboard because it's just about the wildest
keyboard out there and it's going to make you the center of
attention when you use it. And if you're like me and like being the
center of attention, you're going to own one of these really soon.
Have fun.
www.thinkgeek.com