HAVE A DRINK, SNACK AND A FISH IN YOUR IPHONE
SoI'm
an owner of an iPhone and I'm happy every time someone
asks me to show it off to them. It amazes me that even
after all this time, the iPhone still gets so much
attention when I use it. I'll put it through its paces
and I smile when I hear the oohs and ahhs. Even though
people know about the iPhone, for one reason or another
they just haven't seen one up close nor held one in
their hands and tried it out for themselves. And now
that Apple released the latest 1.1.3 version of the
iPhone's operating system, there's even more to show off
such as the pseudo GPS ability in the Google Maps
application. However I've recently been using something
that brings a whole new meaning to iPhone show off.
The reactions I'm getting to the software products from
Hottrix are like nothing I've seen before. Basically,
Hottrix has produced a series of videos that run on the
iPhone and other mobile devices but they aren't
perceived to be videos by the people watching them.
Before I go any further, let me dispel any concerns
about what Hottrix is offering. These are not
applications that could void your iPhone's warranty. Nor
are they web applications that require you to go online
to run them. They are simply mpeg4 videos which run just
like any other video you'd run on your iPhone. You
download them and use iTunes to install the videos into
the iPhone's iPod Video library as you would any other.
But these videos have been designed to fool you into
thinking that you are actually looking at the iPhone's
home screen. But in fact, they are a running video of
the home screen. And depending on the Hottrix video you
are running, some very bizarre things are going to
happen.
My favorite one so far is actually Hottrix's latest.
It's entitled "iGoldfish" and here's how I set it up.
I'll be using my iPhone or showing it off when I
surreptitiously run the iGoldfish video. I happen to
mention that just the other day, I dropped my iPhone and
it fell into the water. After the horrified looks
appear, I smile and say not to worry and that I've
discovered that while the
iPhone
really isn't waterproof, it still continues to work just
fine. The only problem I've noticed is that whenever I
tap on the glass a few times (I begin to tap on the
iPhone's glass that's displaying the home screen),
something begins to happen that didn't happen before I
dropped it into the water. At that very moment, you
begin to hear bubbling noises and a really large
goldfish swims in from edge of the display in front of
the home screen image. This is not a cartoon goldfish
but the video of a real goldfish! Jaws drop. I
nonchalantly continue to explain that I've decided to
keep her in my iPhone and have names her "Goldie." I
then position my pinched fingers at the top of the
iPhone and pretend to drop a bit of food for her. Of
course I've timed the video just as a bit of food
appears at the top of the screen and floats down in
front of Goldie where she eats it with a loud, audible
crunch. Goldie then swims off to the left and you still
hear the bubble noises. The observers go wild and say
things tantamount to "Oh my god I've never seen anything
like that!"
And that's just one of the videos you can get.
My favorites include iBeer, iMilk, iWater and
iChampaagne. With these, you again begin by showing the
iPhone home screen. I say there's a hidden switch I can
press whenever I'm thirsty. Pressing it makes the home
screen vanish and you see and hear the iPhone fill up
with the beverage of choice. You shake it a bit and then
hold the upper right corner to your mouth and begin
drinking. As you tip the iPhone further back, the
beverage looks as if it is pouring out into your mouth.
For Halloween and Goths, a blood version is also
available. Just a little practice and you'll have them
eating out of your hand with this one.
And
speaking of eating out of your hand, there's iMunchies.
Shake your iPhone and it begins popping popcorn. With
this video, you stick your index finger and thumb behind
the iPhone and it looks like your finger is reaching in
and grabbing a kernel. Pop it into your mouth, swallow
and then pour the rest of them into your cupped hand
with crunching sound effects included. Eat with gusto.
Hottrix offers a variety of other videos for the iPhone
and other mobile devices such as a video that makes it
look like you're getting an important call from work
complete with a frantic voice screaming something
inaudible.
It's perfect when you need an excuse to make your escape
from someone.
As I said, the iPhone is a lot of fun when you're using
it seriously and just playing with it. But now there's
more to playing on your iPhone than just playing games.
With the offerings coming from Hottrix, your fun is just
getting started. These are a real blast and you're going
to want them all. Prices range from $1.99 to $2.99 per
video.
www.hottrix.com
| Craig Crossman is
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